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mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

siouxerz:

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

I do that ^ :3
Things people with Social Anxiety do

meowshall:

  • go to the bathroom to escape
  • feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
  • dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
  • never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
  • follow said person way too much
  • worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
  • faking an illness to get out of a social event

Oh god this is like my life

"He only messages me on the days he misses me. If I messaged him with that same mentality, I’d be messaging him until the day I take my last breath."
-How much I miss you erica-s-diary (via erica-s-diary)
"If someday the moon calls you by your name, don’t be surprised because every night I tell her about you."
-Shahrazad al-Khalij  (via thelittlebookoffeels)